Friday, January 30, 2009

What the F*CK is wrong with Matt Damon?

After reading The Bru's last posting and reading the article from the link, I have to ask: What the F*CK is wrong with Matt Damon. Seriously, Matt, I still want to be your bro and all. But bro's need to know when to slap around another bro, and bro, you need to be slapped! (okay, I'm done with the bros).

Not only does he call Bond "repulsive" and fail to see the merit in the story quality of his over-exaggeration, he lets the rag who quoted him get away with calling Miami his home town. Miami? HIS HOME TOWN? A sad, sad day for Bostonians.

Anyway, I agree with The Bru - New Bond = Good Bond, but this is one of those apples-oranges situation - they're both fruit, and they're both good (and good for you).

And yes, I think I just called James Bond and Jason Bourne fruity.

1 comment:

  1. Bheeler, I believe you're onto something. The only enemy that Bond nor Bourne have ever fought is the Homosexual spy/thug. I mean what could be a bigger threat to any of these two (highly heterosexual) cinematic icons than a gay villain...? It would not only provide an exciting duel, but could quickly turn an action picture into a romantic comedy in the blink of an eye..(or in the same amount of time it takes to perform a reach-around)

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